Filthy humour and a mane that would make a lion purr. I do music. And the occasional rape.
(Source: sn00zy, via carlycreese)
(via kellyoxford)
I drove my daughter’s guinea pig to the vet’s this morning.
I’m quite handy with my new Callaway golf clubs.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Me driving to college the other day.
What’s the difference between Sony and Kony?
Black kids nick Sony… Kony nicks black kids.
(Source: coralaffey)